Brian Alan Ellis: Endorse Me on LinkedIn as a Domino’s Pizza Quality Tester

Brian Alan Ellis: Endorse Me on LinkedIn as a Domino’s Pizza Quality Tester
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Endorse Me on LinkedIn as a Domino’s Pizza Quality Tester or GTFO My Face

                              

Life is what happens to you

while you are busy eating cereal

and waiting for death.

 

And just existing is bad enough but now

people are expected to pre-exist??

 

And spiritually identifying as the last

sip of soda used to extinguish cigarettes

dropped inside a 20 ounce Dr. Pepper bottle

may or may not being going okay.

 

And compulsively repeating the phrase

“nightmare person”

while self-reflecting in the shower

may or may not be the real me.

 

And is there a Marvel character called

Super Dead Inside Guy, and if not,

how come??


BRIAN ALAN ELLIS runs House of Vlad Productions, and is the author of three novellas, three short-story collections, two books of humorous non-fiction (Sad Laughter is forthcoming from Civil Coping Mechanisms Press), and Something to Do with Self-Hate, a novel. His writing has appeared at JukedHobartMonkeybicycleElectric LiteratureVol. 1 BrooklynFunhouseHeavy Feather ReviewTalking Book, and Queen Mob’s Tea House, among other places. He lives in Florida, and tweets sad and clever things at both @brianalanellis and @HouseofVlad.